The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year

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There comes a time in every new mother’s life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly “bundle of joy” and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn’t buy the cute onesies with a thousand unattainable buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.

Best-selling humor writer Dawn Dais, mother to a one-year-old and writer of The Sh!t No One Tells You About Toddlers, is convinced that there’s a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might differently abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais tells it love it is, revealing what it’s truly like to be a new parent and providing helpful insights, humor, and hope for individuals who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they’re suddenly facing. Eschewing the adorableness that oozes out of other parenting books, Dais offers real advice from real moms—together with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in an effort to continue to exist the first year of parenthood.

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